Allergies

These are the things I am allergic too:

1. Mornings

Do not be tempted to engage me. I am sleep-walking and don't really wake until 11am.

2. Mondays

Unless it is a Bank/public holiday.

3. Some Wednesdays and Thursdays

Unless they too are Bank/public holidays.

4. Laundry

Self-explanatory

5. Dishes

See point 4.

6. Housework in general, including vacuuming, ironing and window washing

Just ask anyone of my friends.

7. Karaoke

'Nuff said

8. Cheap things and cheap people

Just nasty!

9. "Normal" people

They scare me.

10. Vegetables

All those strange shapes and tastes. Yuck! Although potatoes are good. Oh and olives. Olives are veggies, right?